Ultimatum

Okay - listen Pennsylvania.  I know I have no way of making you do this, but I thought it was best I let you know and you can decide how to best go forward with it for yourself.  I don't want to sound mean or anything but you need to hear this.

I know this whole global warming thing is throwing you for a loop. Hell, the whole planet is getting messed up.  And I know most of it is our fault - the BP thing, the pollution, the wars - the list goes on and on.

But for real, you need to make up your mind about this weather thing.  Four feet of snow or 100+ degree days.  You can't have both.  Pick a side.  I'll respect your choice either way.  But I froze my ass off this past winter shoveling you out, and now I sweat when I'm sitting still in this heat.  Pick a side.  Coke or Pepsi.  Celtics or Lakers.  But I'm through with you playing it both ways.