Oh yeah, about that fake election...

Wonder Woman won. Weak sauce - her policies all involved the "Lasso of Truth" doing things to people. There is going to be a whole lot of BDSM going on in some alternate universe District of Columbia. Ouch.

Obviously the opposition was not doing their job digging up dirt on her. Otherwise a simple Google image search of "Wonder Woman" would have found them this:

and this:

Like I said, WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS?